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Google Gift

Posted by TehreTard - December 14th, 2007


The timing couldn't have been any better; just as I was struggling to figure out why some new Google ad code wasn't loading up properly from our ad server (it works now), Bob approached my desk with a box from Google. I opened the box and observed a little leather pouch (like something you would carry business cards in), so my first impression was, "Oh cute, they gave me a little leather pouch... That's a step above just sending a card." But there was more...

Inside the leather pouch was something the size of a credit card, but the thickness of a piece of cardboard. A note read, "Ultra thin 2.0 USB flash memory drive with 2GB of storage." Sure enough, a piece at the end of the card flips out as a USB plug! I've never seen one so thin before. I took a picture but I can't find the USB cable for my camera to put the pics on my computer... If only my camera had a jack to plug this card into.

The box also had a traditional holiday card containing a gift card for DonorsChoose.org, where one can choose individual school projects to donate money too! This is MUCH cooler than those "we've made a donation on your behalf" gifts, where you don't know for sure if they really DID make the donation. I loaded up the site, found a school in Philly that was trying to upgrade their computers, and donated the money myself. I was surprised to find I had $100 on the gift card!

In case anyone wonders what a Google holiday card says, I figured I might as well include that too:

"Thank you for your partnership with Google this year. To show our appreciation, Google would like to support a public school classroom of your choosing through DonorsChoose.org.

DonorsChoose.org is a non-profit organization where you can choose a classroom project to bring to life - a reading corner, a field trip, a computer lab, or whatever most inspires you.

When you redeem the enclosed gift code, you will give books, art supplies, technology, or other resources to students in low-income communities.

Thank you for taking the time to help us give back."

Those Google folks have a lot of class.


Comments

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You forget the part where bob takes a shit on your chest, whilst you fellate your brother.

Didn't you read? I have class, don't cha know?

"You forget the part where bob takes a shit on your chest, whilst you fellate your brother."

No, that's every other BBS story.

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RedCoin's place.

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Oh hey Zen. How are the dickgirls doing'?

I'm Mr. Bucket.

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I ignored everything you wrote and came by just to say hello.

So hi.

Lord of Asses has finished downloading.

"I'm going to live Zen's dickgirl fantasy without his knowledge."

I already have done it.

I have the herpes to prove it.

Also, fuck face, what 360 games you do ya got?

"I have the herpes to prove it."

What? No thank you?

"Also, fuck face, what 360 games you do ya got?"

To be honest, I was using the XBL account of an arcade I go to. But even though I don't have one, I can play every 360 game you MSfags brag about in a console topic.

Also, Happy Kwanzaa.

Nigger.

Umm, excuse me? Where's that 5-sum I was promised?

Here you go.

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