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Regarding that last post. That's not the worst that could happen.

2009-01-12 20:19:45 by TehreTard
Updated

The worst that could happen is actually joining the Marines as a recruit. Yeah, I passed the ASVAB, the military test required in order to join any US military branch, as well as that hellish Physical Exam. Anyway, in the end, I took my Oath of Enlistment at Fort Hamilton and now I'm officially a Marine Recruit. I'm shipping out for Boot Camp in September 7 of this year.

So I'll have plenty of time to chill with my boiz in RL and in this shithole. I suggest you guys do the same for your homeland.

I'M NOT SHITTING YOU GUYS, I'M OFFICIALLY A MARINES RECRUIT NOW


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WilliWowzaWilliWowza

2009-01-12 21:17:19

Is it....is it like Cod4 RL?

(Updated ) TehreTard responds:

Yeah, but without gay-ass perks like Martyrdom and Last Stand.


SlipperyMooseCakesSlipperyMooseCakes

2009-01-12 21:36:03

Rumor is that there is a serious lack of respawn points in RL. Be safe and all that gay shit.

TehreTard responds:

Uhhh...it's called the reset button.

Le sigh, RL n00bs.


ZpLiNtEhZpLiNtEh

2009-01-13 03:12:33

lulz

TehreTard responds:

Shut up, faggot.


hekturhektur

2009-01-13 06:47:56

Yeah Willi, theres very minor differences between COD4 and this war thing.
I cant remember which but one is more realistic and has better graphics.

TehreTard responds:

If I get lag in RL, I'm dead.


jtm17jtm17

2009-01-13 10:38:48

TEAM DEATMATCH

KICK ASS MARINES

TehreTard responds:

LET'S DO THIS, MARINES


AbyssusAbyssus

2009-01-13 11:56:08

OMG, congratulations
):<

TehreTard responds:

Why the angry face, asshole?


ShadowWestShadowWest

2009-01-14 10:33:49

Good luck with that dude.

TehreTard responds:

Thanks, nig.


QuinnyQuinny

2009-01-14 17:48:10

Good luck and that. Remember to stay at the back ;)

TehreTard responds:

Oh, don't worry about that. When you're done with Boot Camp and Combat Training, the Marines gives you a list of jobs that they'll teach you. Whatever you choose, they'll train you to do that job. Since the three jobs I chose were Accounting, Paralegal, and Meteorologist, and NOT Infantry, there's no way I'm going to be looking for Terrorists or some shit if I were to be shipped to Iraq or Afghanistan.


lifelife

2009-01-15 07:14:14

my friend in the marines recently came to visit me and said boot camp was easier than expected and the jobs they put you on usually don't have anything to do with what you were trained in or picked. GL

TehreTard responds:

Yeah, that's what everyone who already finished Boot Camp is telling me. Also, I guess it doesn't matter if I'm doing Accounting or not, but thanks.


jtm17jtm17

2009-01-16 02:03:50

Tht Wuz A COD4 Joke!

Are they gunner teach you anything to do with teh gunzzzzzz?

TehreTard responds:

Hell yeah. First, they'll teach us how to kill someone 100 yards away with a frickin Scorpion. Then they'll teach us Martyrdom and Last Stand


KnightsKnights

2009-01-17 02:06:01

Congratulations.

Are there other places you can get shipped to besides Iraq, since this isn't a draft?

TehreTard responds:

Afghanistan or to a Military Base around the world. The latter is better, since I doubt I'd see any combat in a US base in Germany or Japan.